Tangents…

Posted in Lifes Kills, Ponderment with tags , , , , , on September 17, 2012 by trb71

How scary is it to think, everything we type online is recorded permanently. Every picture or video you upload, every search query you enter into Google. You have a digital footprint, a digital mould of you, your E-persona. Think about everything you do online, does it make you look disturbed, even criminal? Look at your search history. Are you as curious as I am? I’ve looked up so much shit, I probably look like a pervert, a terrorist, a hardcore drug addict… All because I have a curious nature. I Google the majority of the things I think about. If I watch a movie and wonder “what is that they are referring to?” I’ll Google it, and I tend to go off on tangents. I might start looking on eBay for a car, for instance, then I’ll look at bikes, boats, planes, houses, how to become a doctor, what processes they go through to make heroin, lesbians in the library with double ended dildos, Astro Boy, how to become an animator, behind the scenes footage of the making of Jaws, the history of pencils… Then the sun comes up and I realise I’ve just spent the night Googling fuck knows what, fuck knows why. Do I remember all the things I read about? NO! But for a fleeting moment I am taking an interest in the furthering of my own education. Like I gave a shit back in school about learning anything. I tried to smoke ALL the pots! And had as much sex as my girlfriend could take, and still summoned the motivation to beat off several times a day. Oh to be young again!

See what I mean about tangents?

Spam, spam, delicious spam!

Posted in Ponderment, Positives with tags , , , on September 8, 2012 by trb71

How hilarious are some of the spam comments I have received? Pretty fucking hilarious I must say! Apparently my subjects are fantastic and require exploring! Explore away, these themes:
Fuck you
Eat a dick
Slice your dick lengthways, and proceed to rub sea salt and lemon juice into it
Enjoy!

Testonetwotres

Posted in Post zero on August 26, 2012 by trb71

Just checking if the updated app is any better.

Fuckoff

Posted in Ponderment on March 20, 2012 by trb71

Where’s my suckoff?
This blows. I hate you. Fuck you all. With love, me. Cunt.

Maketh for interesting read…

Posted in Ponderment, Post zero on February 18, 2012 by trb71

Too many books. There are too many books. Too many books that I want to read. I’ve started reading at least seven, most of them I’m only a few pages or chapters in. But I want to finish them. But I haven’t found the time. I want to read them ALL!!! All the books in all the land! Also I need more money. Goodnight!

Catfish are lame

Posted in Ponderment on January 27, 2012 by trb71

Sometimes I just wanna jump off a really tall building. Imagine the mess it would make! And I wouldn’t have to clean it up!

This sucks!

Posted in Lifes Kills on January 27, 2012 by trb71

This new layout on my phone sucks! Just sayin’

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